'Lo there! Wade Wilson's the name. Or yah can call me Deadpool, aka Merc With A Mouth, aka Crazy Taco Fiend. Maybe even "HEY YOU!" What was I talkin' about? Oh, yeah! So, I'm like, an Avenger or somethin'...sometimes. Not that ya can't hire me for a good price...OR TACOS! Now Kickin' ass and takin' names is the game! Deadpool's the man to get the job done...unless yah want it done right. Then yah should probably call Ghostbusters...wait. No. Scratch that... What were we talkin' about again? Eh, fuck it.